How to Turn just 47 Cents into $64.77--a gain of 13,680%!!!

I underpaid my U.S. taxes by a whopping 47 cents this year. A small rounding error. The IRS has succeeded at turning my 47 cent transgression into a $64.77 fine. If they keep leveraging like that, we'll have the deficit paid off in no time. Updated witty comment: if only I could invest as well as the IRS steals.